This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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