A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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