He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
He has the fingertips of a God
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