I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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