didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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