For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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