I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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