the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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