I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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