This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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