Having a random hookup so left but love u
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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