I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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