The brown eye won't let me do that either.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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