I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I just forgot I was standing up.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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