I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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