Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Well I just put wine in my tea
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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