It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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