That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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