your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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