She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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