Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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