You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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