When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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