It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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