Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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