I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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