I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
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