you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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