And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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