is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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