There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
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