I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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