Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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