One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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