Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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