one might say we're banned from that church
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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