if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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