Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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