I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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