I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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