ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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