Small penises have feelings too.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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