I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
She's just so happy...and so naked.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
i think im in europe. pls send help
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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