i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
