He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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