Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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