he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
worst night to have a conscience
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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