I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
last night I used snow as a chaser
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Randomize
