ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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