Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
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