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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I am spending my child support on dildos

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(409): View more from Texas

so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister

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(626): View more from California

This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor

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(206): View more from Washington

second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be

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(314): View more from Missouri

It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke

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(216): View more from Ohio

Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud

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(360): View more from Washington

Naked. Naked is my favorite color.

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(252): View more from North Carolina

doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.

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