is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
