i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I wannas sexs uuuuu
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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