Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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