am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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