There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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