D3 body, D1 cock
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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