she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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